2-12-2023
Brad Linzy
[Nashville, TN] US guitar manufacturer Gibson is in a panic as State Department and military intel sources have discovered a Chinese plot to utilize its already proven weather balloon technology to deliver Gibson Les Paul copies to US buyers. The low-cost shipping alternative has come under fire recently by critics who claim the tactic is uncompetitive and unfair.
"This affront to international trade norms, not to mention Gibson's protected IP, cannot be allowed to stand," said Gibson media spokesperson Mark Agnesi. "These are not authentic Gibson guitars, and we intend to use every means at our disposal to prevent these guitars from coming into the country. It just isn't fair that we are down wind from China."
In a separate statement given on a shared private flight to Washington D.C. to meet with lawmakers, Gibson Brand President Cesar Gueikian said, "We at Gibson are used to destroying our own guitars with digging equipment on terra firma (that's the ground to you lower simpletons); we aren't equipped to shoot these balloons down ourselves."
Gueikian said he plans on meeting with lawmakers and the president on Monday, right after the president's afternoon nap.
I posted this as a live stream earlier today, but as with most of my more controversial live streams on YouTube, I usually either take them down or put them behind a paywall within a day so as not to give my enemies an easy way to attack me. If they want to attack me, I would rather make it slightly harder for them. As I say in the video, whether someone is Jewish is not material to me. That fact alone does mean I cannot be someone's friend. I have Jewish members of my extended family, in fact, who I love and would also fight for. But when Israel (which happens to be a Jewish state) starts behaving like a mafia and using their collective power to attack people I care about to deprive my family of power or access to resources, I start to get angry. Now you're acting like a mafia. Now you're fucking with my world. At some point we have to fuck back. More to come on this as my thoughts evolve, but at this point, I'm seeing no good way forward other than punishing the GOP who take their ...
Not sure if this is something I'll ever publish on the channel, so I thought I'd include it here as an exclusive. Enjoy!
In this video, I put on the cloak of a preacher and talk about why the modern state of Israel spoken about in Genesis 12 is NOT the same as the modern state of Israel we see today and why this idea that we should never oppose Israel is a false teaching. I will back my argument up with Christian scripture. This is something I've never attempted to do before - offer up a Biblical teaching. I do not feel qualified at all. In fact, I am probably one of the least qualified preachers on earth. But maybe that's why you should listen anyway. If you have more to add, or if you have a rebuttal, feel free to comment. I'm all ears and willing to learn more.
New video up! We'll attempt to fix the infamous bias runaway issue the CHEEEEEP WAY!
Bahahahahahahahahaaa... This is gold for so many reasons. Dripping with irony. The AI guy is probably more interesting than RS for one. Anyway, Rhett's going to file a takedown request - not sure if there's really a legit reason or not. Unlicensed AI art based on the background of his videos and his stupid denim jacket? Sure, it's complete AI slop, but is that really a crime? Love this timeline!
